TEACHER: Ek Aisa SentenseBatao

TEACHER: Ek Aisa SentenseBatao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka SahiUse Hua Ho ….…......

SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICHNO ENTRY …. =P =D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1011 views
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